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Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #kids #on-the-edge #humor

I hit him on the back of the neck. He submerged. Help. I've drowned the Beast Lord. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#drowning #humor #ilona-andrews #kate #magic-strikes

It became known that I had a rather fertile imagination, when it came to private activities." She stared. "What sort of private activities?" This time he did smile, and it turned his face wicked. "Disrobe, and I'll be happy to demonstrate. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #on-the-edge #rose #imagination

So, regarding that tidbit about your having a fertile imagination when it comes to private activities," she said, fighting off anxiety. "Was it another lie?" "Depends on how you look at it. It's not exactly a lie, and if you come with me to the Weird, you'll find that rumors of my 'creativity' when it comes to bed games with the opposite sex do exist. I started them myself and managed them very carefully. The trick with rumors is to feed them once in a while, so they don't die. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #on-the-edge #rose #rumors #imagination

Kaldar smiled at her. Now there was a work of art. If she were just a girl and he were just a man, and they met at a party, that smile would've guaranteed him a date. The man was hot. There was no doubt. But right now, all it would get him was a solid punch in those even teeth. Audrey laughed. "Aren't you sweet? Tell me, do girls usually throw their panties at you when you do that?" He grinned wider, and she glimpsed the funny evil spark in his eyes. "Do men throw money when you do your little Southern belle? ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#fate-s-edge #ilona-andrews #kaldar #southern-belle #the-edge

You'll lose." "What makes you so sure?" "You have no discipline. All you do is tear down shit down. My father is a bastard, but at least he builds things. You turn cities into smoking ruins and blunder about like some hyper child, smashing anything you see. And then you sit here and wonder, 'Why did all of my children turn out to be violet idiots? It's a mystery of nature,'. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #kate #magic-bleeds #nature

I had to give it him, to flatter and insult a woman in one propostition took talent. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #kate #kate-daniels #magic-burns #talent

I looked at the canine companion. “Me cookies. You stay. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews

And then what?" "I'll burn that bridge when I cross it. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#paraphrased #ilona-andrews

I am not the Conservative Party's health care spokesman. I'm fond of Andrew Lansley, and I strongly support David Cameron as party leader. ↗


— Daniel Hannan


#andrew #cameron #care #conservative #david






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