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That's all right," she told him. "I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine." Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism.


Ilona Andrews


#fate-s-edge #funny #gaston #george #ilona-andrews

Our standard rate. A doubloon a day." It was generous. More than generous--some families would put him up for a week for a single coin. "Half a doubloon a day," she said. "No, you see, the idea behind bargaining is that you ask for a larger amount.


Ilona Andrews


#declan #ilona-andrews #on-the-edge #rose #family

When we read, we decide when, where, how long, and about what. One of the few places on earth that it is still possible to experience an instant sense of freedom and privacy is anywhere you open up a good book and begin to read. When we read silently, we are alone with our own thoughts and one other voice. We can take our time, consider, evaluate, and digest what we read—with no commercial interruptions, no emotional music or special effects manipulation. And in spite of the advances in electronic information exchange, the book is still the most important medium for presenting ideas of substance and value, still the only real home of literature.


Andrew Clements


#books #clements #freedom #reading #things-not-seen

Kate's Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking trash, infuriating authority. Driving Beast Lord crazy.


Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews-website #kate-daniels #magic-bleeds #funny

Did I hurt you in the parking lot?" "No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car." Great.


Ilona Andrews


#fate-s-edge #funny #george #ilona-andrews #the-edge

The only way to make sure that the Hand didn't get to you would have been to kill your brother. I could've done it, but I didn't. I just gave him some drugs." "You gave an addict in rehab drugs, and you want credit for it?" "Of course it sounds bad when you put it that way.


Ilona Andrews


#audrey #fate-s-edge #funny #ilona-andrews #kaldar

And I meant to tell you: that was a one-in-a-thousand shot." She raised her hand. "Don't." "It was awesome," George confirmed. "It really was," Jack said. "His head exploded.


Ilona Andrews


#fate-s-edge #funny #george #ilona-andrew #jack

She put her hand on her hip. "Where are you going?" "To the boat. You called me Lord Bill again. That means we're cool." Cerise slapped her forehead with the heel of her hand and followed him.


Ilona Andrews


#cerise #funny #ilona-andrews #lord-bill #the-edge

He hung his head. “Am I punished?” “Yes. I’m too mad to punish you right now. We’ll talk about it when we get home. Go brush your teeth, comb your hair, put on dry clothes, and get the guns. We’re going to Wal-Mart.


Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #on-the-edge #wal-mart #walmart #home

Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.


Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #kids #on-the-edge #humor






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