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I'll be busy for the next eight weeks, so let's set this for November 15th. MENU I want lamb or venison steak. Baked potatoes with honey butter. Corn on the cob. Rolls. And apple pie, like the one you made before. I really liked it. I want it with ice cream. You owe me one naked dinner, but I'm not a complete beast, so you can wear a bra and panties if you so wish. The blue ones with the bow will do. Curran, Beast Lord of Atlanta ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#food #ilona-andrews #kate-daniels #magic-strikes #naked-dinner

That's all right," she told him. "I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine." Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#fate-s-edge #funny #gaston #george #ilona-andrews

When we read, we decide when, where, how long, and about what. One of the few places on earth that it is still possible to experience an instant sense of freedom and privacy is anywhere you open up a good book and begin to read. When we read silently, we are alone with our own thoughts and one other voice. We can take our time, consider, evaluate, and digest what we read—with no commercial interruptions, no emotional music or special effects manipulation. And in spite of the advances in electronic information exchange, the book is still the most important medium for presenting ideas of substance and value, still the only real home of literature. ↗


— Andrew Clements


#books #clements #freedom #reading #things-not-seen

He hung his head. “Am I punished?” “Yes. I’m too mad to punish you right now. We’ll talk about it when we get home. Go brush your teeth, comb your hair, put on dry clothes, and get the guns. We’re going to Wal-Mart. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #on-the-edge #wal-mart #walmart #home

I hit him on the back of the neck. He submerged. Help. I've drowned the Beast Lord. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#drowning #humor #ilona-andrews #kate #magic-strikes

You'll lose." "What makes you so sure?" "You have no discipline. All you do is tear down shit down. My father is a bastard, but at least he builds things. You turn cities into smoking ruins and blunder about like some hyper child, smashing anything you see. And then you sit here and wonder, 'Why did all of my children turn out to be violet idiots? It's a mystery of nature,'. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #kate #magic-bleeds #nature

I had to give it him, to flatter and insult a woman in one propostition took talent. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #kate #kate-daniels #magic-burns #talent

When you want to take over a city, you have to destroy the illusion of safety it provides. You have to hit the large well-protected establishments, find the powerful people who run them and are viewed as invincible, and kill them. You want to destroy the morale first. Once the people's resolve is gone and everyone is scared for their own skin, the city is yours. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #magic-bleeds #safety

I glanced at Derek. The boy wonder didn't melt into a pile of goo, although his gaze was glued to Rowena's chest. Avoiding eye contact. Good strategy. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#derek #fantasy #good-strategy #ilona-andrews #magic-bites

You will not pass!” Roman thundered. Great. Now he had decided he was Gandalf. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#funny #gandalf #gunmetal-magic #ilona-andrews #lotr






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