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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #anger

If I gave you a pity position it wouldn't be in my office.

Janet Evanovich

#ranger #romance #humor

Strangers are endearing because you don’t know them yet.

Dejan Stojanovic

#dejan-stojanovic #literature #literature-quotes #philosophy #poetry

[Ranger] "How's your mental health?" he asked. "I heard about Soder." [Stephanie] "I'm rattled." "I have a cure." Oh, boy. He put the truck in gear and headed for the exit. "I know what you're thinking," he said. "And that wasn't where I was going. I was going to suggest work." "I knew that." He looked over at me and grinned. "You want me bad." I did. God help me.

Janet Evanovich

#ranger #romance #humor

I started the first drafts of the book during my sophomore year of college. I wasn’t thinking at all about kids at the time. But I was thinking. A lot. About everything. I wish I could capture that head-space again; everything meant something to me in college. Every leaf, every sound, every lecture, every textbook. It’s like I was on drugs, 24/7. I am glad I was able to pair that ceaseless pondering with plenty of time to write. What came of that time was the first draft of the novel, a lengthy, unnecessarily angst-driven pile of crap. Years later, with Zoloft, I approached the novel with a more level head, and came away with a much, much better novel. My advice to writers, I suppose, is write your novel when you feel like shit; edit when you feel great.

Caleb J. Ross

#on-writing-stranger-will #writing-advice

But...what if I mistime it?" Gilan smiled widely. "Well, in that case, I'll probably lop your head off your shoulders." Horace and Gilan

John Flanagan

#horace #humor #ranger-s-apprentice #sword-fighting #humor

I didn’t fire my gun. I gave it a promotion. 

Jarod Kintz

#dangerous #fire #firearm #gun #guns

Without thinking, [Will] spoke. 'Halt? Are you awake?' 'No.' The ill humor in the one-word reply was unmistakable. 'Oh. Sorry.' 'Shut up.' He pondered whether to apologize again and decided this would go against the instruction to shut up, so remained silent.

John Flanagan

#ranger-s-apprentice #will #humor

Kelly looked at the cop, then sighed. “What a cluster. I take it you haven’t been killing young women and leaving their half-eaten bodies in the desert?” Adam was ticked. I could tell it even if he was looking like a reasonably calm businessman. Adam’s temper was the reason he wasn’t one of Bran’s werewolf poster boys. When angered, he often gave in to impulses he wouldn’t otherwise have given in to. “Sorry to disappoint you,” Adam told Kelly in silky tones. “But I prefer rabbits. Humans taste like pork.” And then he smiled. Kelly took an involuntary step backward. Tony gave Adam a sharp look. “Let’s not make things worse, if we can help it, gentlemen.

Patricia Briggs

#humor #mercy-thompson #silver-borne #tastes-like-chicken #tony

No,” said Hermione shortly. “Have either of you seen my copy of Numerology and Gramatica?” “Oh, yeah, I borrowed it for a bit of bedtime reading,” said Ron, but very quietly.

J.K. Rowling

#hermione-granger #humor #out-of-character #quips #ron-weasley

Replace anger with peace,moderation and clear argumentation. It hurts more the other side!

Dionisis Agelakis

#argumentation #moderation #anger

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