#apple pie

The sex with Mandy was good, but it wasn't like warm apple pie. ↗

— Wilmer Valderrama

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Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese. ↗

— George Will

#apple #apple pie #cheese #frozen #pessimism

A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned. ↗

— Jason Biggs

#apple #apple pie #bar #came #girl

Violence against women is as American as apple pie. I know, not only as a legislator, but from personal experience. ↗

— Gwen Moore

#american #apple #apple pie #experience #i