#apple pie

A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned. ↗

— Jason Biggs

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My favorite pudding is good old English apple pie. ↗

— Jeremy Bulloch

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The sex with Mandy was good, but it wasn't like warm apple pie. ↗

— Wilmer Valderrama

#apple pie #good #like #pie #sex

Don't get fancy. Have you cooked an apple pie? You don't know what you did wrong? Do this: Take two or three apples. Put them on a table. Study them. ↗

— Paul Prudhomme

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