#apple pie

Tolerance is the value that was selected to put on here, and tolerance is as American as apple pie. ↗

— Jay Inslee

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Don't get fancy. Have you cooked an apple pie? You don't know what you did wrong? Do this: Take two or three apples. Put them on a table. Study them. ↗

— Paul Prudhomme

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Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom's apple pie. ↗

— Harry Reasoner

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The sex with Mandy was good, but it wasn't like warm apple pie. ↗

— Wilmer Valderrama

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