#apple pie

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. ↗

— Carl Sagan

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Violence against women is as American as apple pie. ↗

— Gwen Moore

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I've always loved movies about con men. I think con men are as American as apple pie. ↗

— Bill Paxton

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The sex with Mandy was good, but it wasn't like warm apple pie. ↗

— Wilmer Valderrama

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Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese. ↗

— George Will

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Tolerance is the value that was selected to put on here, and tolerance is as American as apple pie. ↗

— Jay Inslee

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A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned. ↗

— Jason Biggs

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The older I get, the more I become an apple pie, sparkling cider kind of guy. ↗

— Scott Foley

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Violence against women is as American as apple pie. I know, not only as a legislator, but from personal experience. ↗

— Gwen Moore

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Don't get fancy. Have you cooked an apple pie? You don't know what you did wrong? Do this: Take two or three apples. Put them on a table. Study them. ↗

— Paul Prudhomme

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