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Yeah? Can you draw a skeleton riding a motorcycle with flames coming out of it? And I want a pirate hat on the skeleton. And a parrot on his shoulder. A skeleton parrot. Or maybe a ninja skeleton parrot? No, that would be overkill. But it'd be cool if the biker skeleton could be shooting some ninja throwing stars. That are on fire.


Richelle Mead


#humor #humor

Look on the bright side," said Simon, "If they need a human sacrifice, you can always offer me. I'm not sure the rest of you qualify anyway.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #optimism #quip #simon-lewis #humor

I haven't gotten better. I'm not even close to okay. The only thing I've done is to decide to get better. But I think that may just be enough. I'm trying to see the magic in everyday miracles now: the fact that my heart still beats, that I can lift my feet off of the earth to walk and that there is something in me worthy of love. I know that bad things still happen. And sometimes I still ask myself why I am alive; but now, when I ask, I have an answer.


Katja Millay


#nastya-kashnikov #life

Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts


Jim Morrison


#hair #humor #mistakes #humor

It would be dreadfully ironic, I mused, if once I earned a soul, I forgot everything about being fey, including all my memories of her. That sort of ending seemed appropriately tragic; the smitten fey creature becomes human but forgets why he wanted to in the first place. Old fairy tales loved that sort of irony.


Julie Kagawa


#folklore #irony #memory-loss #soul #love

A girl’s got to use what she’s given and I’m not going to make a guy drool the way a Britney video does. So I take it to extremes. I don’t say I dress sexily on stage - what I do is so extreme. It’s meant to make guys think: ‘I don’t know if this is sexy or just weird.


Lady Gaga


#fashion #feminism #gender #humor #sexy

You have something on your neck. What Looks like a bite mark, what were you doing out all night, anyway? Nothing. I went walking in the park. Tried to clear my head. And ran into a vampire What? No! I fell. On your neck?


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-ashes #city-of-bones #city-of-glass #humor #humor

He looked back at her, and when she saw the look on his face, she saw his eyes at Renwick’s, when he had watched the Portal that separated him from his home shatter into a thousand irretrievable pieces. He held her gaze for a split second, then looked away from her, the muscles in his throat working.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #jace-wayland #humor

Piece of Heaven?" "No, that other place I'm going to go to for thinking what I'm thinking.


Richelle Mead


#heaven #hell #humor #sydney-sage #the-indigo-spell

So quiet...it's like...all the sounds in the world...have been stopped...only you scent...in the deepest part of my heart...echoing...


Yuu Watase


#love #love






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