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#aunts

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Our house was always full of grandparents and aunts and uncles and cousins.


Bryan Clay


#aunts #cousins #full #grandparents #house

Aunt Prue was holding one of the squirrels in her hand, while it sucked ferociously on the end of the dropper. 'And once a day, we have ta clean their little private parts with a Q-tip, so they'll learn ta clean themselves.' That was a visual I didn't need. 'How could you possibly know that?' 'We looked it up on the E-nternet.' Aunt Mercy smiled proudly. I couldn't imagine how my aunts knew anything about the Internet. The Sisters didn't even own a toaster oven. 'How did you get on the Internet?' 'Thelma took us ta the library and Miss Marian helped us. They have computers over there. Did you know that?


Kami Garcia


#old-aunts #squirrels #useless-information #beauty

Your law may be perfect, your knowledge of human affairs may be such as to enable you to apply it with wisdom and skill, and yet without individual acquaintance with men, their haunts and habits, the pursuit of the profession becomes difficult, slow, and expensive.


William Dunbar


#affairs #apply #becomes #difficult #enable

When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that.


Johnny Vegas


#am #attractive #bit #care #children

I'm from Chicago. My grandfather was a policeman, and my aunts are married to policemen.


Robin Tunney


#chicago #grandfather #i #married #policeman

Apparently, there's a little red demon dwarf that haunts the city, and before every major bad thing that's happened, it's appeared to somebody. Last time, he appeared in a Cadillac.


Meg White


#appeared #bad #bad thing #before #cadillac

The greatest fear that haunts this city is a suitcase bomb, nuclear or germ. Many people carry small gas masks. The masses here seem to be resigned to the inevitable, believing an attack of major proportions will happen.


David Wilkerson


#believing #bomb #carry #city #fear

Sometimes, success almost haunts you. You want to be the best at everything you do and know you have to work hard.


Katarina Witt


#best #everything #hard #haunts #know

He was a professional rugby player in the area that I played as a youngster. So a lot of people who I went to school with knew who he was and knew that he was black. So I would get racist taunts in school.


Ryan Giggs


#black #get #i #knew #lot

It's a brooding melancholy that haunts me.


David Guterson


#haunts #me #melancholy






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