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#awkwardness

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I'd violated the primary rule of junior and senior high-- don't get people talking about you too much. This was wearing the brightest shirt on the playground. This was Mom giving you a kiss in the lobby.


Darin Strauss


#embarrassment #high-school #life

He paused at the bedroom door, shut his eyes, took a deep breath, and walked right out like it was any other morning, and he and Jack would be having breakfast as if they hadn't had sex the night before. "Morning," he said, casting a quick glance over his shoulder. "Mmm," D grunted. "You done in the bathroom?" D blinked. No, I jus' took a little breather in the middle a my mornin' beauty ritual ta come out here 'n' chat with ya. A course I'm done.


Jane Seville


#jane-seville #sarcasm #beauty

Men lose more conquests by their own awkwardness than by any virtue in the woman.


Ninon de L'Enclos


#awkwardness #conquests #lose #men #more

Mere bashfulness without merit is awkwardness.


Joseph Addison


#bashfulness #mere #merit #without






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