#ay

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. ↗

— Doug Larson

#cars #day #end #labor #labor day

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#chances #done #i #identical #lottery

I just get silly inside my head and I start to think about something and in my head I start twisting it around, contorting it and envisioning it in different ways. ↗

— Gary Larson

#around #different #different ways #get #head

I think one thing that's important to maintain is a sense of fear, always doubting yourself... a good dose of insecurity helps your work in some ways. ↗

— Gary Larson

#dose #doubting #fear #good #helps

I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians. ↗

— Gary Larson

#considered #graveyards #i #music #musicians

People try to look for deep meanings in my work. I want to say, 'They're just cartoons, folks. You laugh or you don't.' Gee, I sound shallow. But I don't react to current events or other stimuli. I don't read or watch TV to get ideas. My work is basically sitting down at the drawing table and getting silly. ↗

— Gary Larson

#cartoons #current #current events #deep #down

You know those little snow globes that you shake up? I always thought my brain was sort of like that. You know, where you just give it a shake and watch what comes out and shake it again. It's like that. ↗

— Gary Larson

#always #brain #comes #give #i

Crime stories are, as you know, one of the most popular forms of entertainment that exist. If you then try to have something to say... that I have, of course. ↗

— Steig Larsson

#crime #entertainment #exist #forms #i

When I'm in really good shape, I like my butt. It's juicy - that's what my fiance says. ↗

— Ali Larter

#good #i #juicy #like #really

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#been #i #insufferable #me #spoil