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Gary Larson

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Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.


— Gary Larson


#humor #satire #social-commentary #humor

I don't believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who were cruel to animals.


— Gary Larson


#cruelty #hell #cruelty

You always hear a headline like this, 'Man Killed By Shark', you never hear it from the other perspective, 'Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food'.


— Gary Larson


#food

Newspapers will run a headline: 'Shark kills human.' You never see a headline from the other perspective: 'Man swims in shark-infested water, forgets he's shark food.


— Gary Larson


#food

I don't know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.


— Gary Larson


#funny #humor #inspirational #funny

Every week when my batch of weekly cartoons would go to FedEx, it felt like a small miracle. Then in a few days, it's 'Here we go again.'


— Gary Larson


#batch #cartoons #days #every #felt

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.


— Gary Larson


#discovers #einstein #great #great moments #moments

I actually find a lot of parallels in jazz and cartooning.


— Gary Larson


#cartooning #find #i #jazz #lot

I just get silly inside my head and I start to think about something and in my head I start twisting it around, contorting it and envisioning it in different ways.


— Gary Larson


#around #different #different ways #get #head

The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.


— Gary Larson


#bluebird #chicken #depression #happiness #his






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In 2003 Larson drew a cover for the November 17 edition of The New Yorker magazine an offer he felt was too prestigious to refuse. This occurred a week before The Seattle Times dropped Nature’s Way. " Often the behavior of supposedly superior humans was compared with animals: surrounded by fences and dense housing a father explains to his son that a bird song is a territorial marking common to the lower animals.

He is the creator of The Far Side a single-panel cartoon series that was syndicated internationally to over 900 newspapers for 15 years. The series ended with Larson's retirement on January 1 1995. Gary Larson (born August 14 1950) is an American cartoonist.

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