Bill Watterson

Reality continues to ruin my life. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#life #my life #reality #ruin

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#i #i wonder #keep #probably #sometimes

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#accept #denial #i #just #reality

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#life-humor #humor

I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#humor #life #humor

You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. What mood is that? Last-minute panic. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#right

As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#humor

You know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon...everything's different. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#change

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#time #wasting-time #nothing

Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em? ↗

— Bill Watterson

#humor