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Bill Watterson

Read through the most famous quotes from Bill Watterson

Reality continues to ruin my life.

— Bill Watterson

#life #my life #reality #ruin

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.

— Bill Watterson

#i #i wonder #keep #probably #sometimes

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

— Bill Watterson

#accept #denial #i #just #reality

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

— Bill Watterson

#life-humor #humor

I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.

— Bill Watterson

#humor #life #humor

You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. What mood is that? Last-minute panic.

— Bill Watterson


As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.

— Bill Watterson


You know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon...everything's different.

— Bill Watterson


There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

— Bill Watterson

#time #wasting-time #nothing

Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?

— Bill Watterson


About Bill Watterson

Did you know about Bill Watterson?

William "Bill" Boyd Watterson II (born July 5 1958) is an American artist and the author of the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes which was syndicated from 1985 to 1995. Watterson stopped drawing Calvin and Hobbes at the end of 1995 with a short statement to newspaper editors and his readers that he felt he had achieved all he could in the medium. Watterson is known for his views on licensing and comic syndication as well as for his reclusive nature.

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