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Bill Watterson

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Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.


— Bill Watterson


#guilt #problems

Girls are like slugs—they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.


— Bill Watterson


#humor

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.


— Bill Watterson


#control #expect #life #peanut #peanut butter

Every time I've built character, I've regretted it.


— Bill Watterson


#humor

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.


— Bill Watterson


#humor

Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.


— Bill Watterson


#life

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.


— Bill Watterson


#cereal #eat #i #milk #purple

If you can't win by reason, go for volume.


— Bill Watterson


#humor #loudness #reason #humor

What state do you live in? Denial.


— Bill Watterson


#humor #humor

I've been thinking Hobbes" "On a weekend?" "Well, it wasn't on purpose


— Bill Watterson


#purpose






About Bill Watterson






Did you know about Bill Watterson?

William "Bill" Boyd Watterson II (born July 5 1958) is an American artist and the author of the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes which was syndicated from 1985 to 1995. Watterson stopped drawing Calvin and Hobbes at the end of 1995 with a short statement to newspaper editors and his readers that he felt he had achieved all he could in the medium. Watterson is known for his views on licensing and comic syndication as well as for his reclusive nature.

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