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#peanut

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If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.


Barry Goldwater


#cream #darn #days #good #like

Pretty much every time I try something different or do something in front of a live audience, I truly think they might throw peanuts at me.


Giada De Laurentiis


#different #every #every time #front #i

Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.


James A. Garfield


#bread #butter #cannot #live #man

I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything.


Patton Oswalt


#butter #fact #few #fingerprints #get

No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.


Channing Pollock


#courage #eating #man #more #peanut

My mom used to make everything. She had a great garden and composted and made everything from scratch - peanut butter, bread, jelly, everything. I don't know how she did it because all those things take time and love and labour. I only do half the stuff she does - but there's still time.


Julia Roberts


#bread #butter #did #does #everything

Well, you know, I had been a peanut farmer. I had - you know who was the first president - Democratic president I ever met? Bill Clinton.


Jimmy Carter


#bill #bill clinton #clinton #democratic #ever

I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.


Jon Stewart


#body #born #character #head #i

Yes,' he said sincerely. 'Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants.


Patricia Briggs


#humor #mercy #peanut-butter #silly #humor

It's your money or you'll be wearing cement shoes - Peppermint Patty


Charles M. Schulz


#money






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