#peanut

It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face. ↗

— Graham Coxon

#beer #bull #cheese #down #face

But unfortunately, when you have a kid, you sometimes eat everything they leave behind. So far today I've had some of her leftover pancakes with peanut butter. ↗

— Joely Fisher

#butter #eat #everything #far #had

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#control #expect #life #peanut #peanut butter

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. ↗

— Orson Welles

#hate #i #much #peanuts #stop

When you get down to it, at it's root, Comedy is truth, absurdity, and pain. One of my little mottos is: 'Do you remember the Peanuts cartoon where Charlie Brown kicked the football and kissed the Little Red Haired Girl? Neither do I.' ↗

— Lev Yilmaz

#brown #cartoon #charlie #charlie brown #comedy

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream. ↗

— Barry Goldwater

#cream #darn #days #good #like

Pretty much every time I try something different or do something in front of a live audience, I truly think they might throw peanuts at me. ↗

— Giada De Laurentiis

#different #every #every time #front #i

Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. ↗

— James A. Garfield

#bread #butter #cannot #live #man

I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything. ↗

— Patton Oswalt

#butter #fact #few #fingerprints #get

No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut. ↗

— Channing Pollock

#courage #eating #man #more #peanut