#jelly

I have been robbed of three million dollars all told. Everyone today is playing my stuff and I don't even get credit. Kansas City style, Chicago style, New Orleans style hell, they're all Jelly Roll style. ↗

— Jelly Roll Morton

#chicago #city #credit #dollars #even

I actually stopped working out because I don't want to lose my jelly. ↗

— Jennifer Hudson

#because #i #jelly #lose #out

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. ↗

— Billy Joel

#better #butter #good #jelly #nothing

Bicky rocked, like a jelly in a high wind. ↗

— P.G. Wodehouse

#comedy #english #humor #jello #jelly

I am smart, you are not. ↗

— Holden

#gross #jelly #math #pinapple #math

I’m wearing shoes made of sea foam, and I am here to seduce the elderly. If you brought the geriatrics, then I brought the jellyfish.
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— Jarod Kintz

#geriatrics #jellyfish #ocean #sea #seduce

One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people's throats - and one always secretes too much jelly. ↗

— Virginia Woolf

#down #jelly #much #people #quotations

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. ↗

— Lady Gaga

#bitter #cake #jelly #more #sweeter

When I get older, I don't think I'll like to have wrinkles, or a big jelly belly. I cannot have it. ↗

— Adriana Lima

#big #cannot #get #i #jelly

My mom used to make everything. She had a great garden and composted and made everything from scratch - peanut butter, bread, jelly, everything. I don't know how she did it because all those things take time and love and labour. I only do half the stuff she does - but there's still time. ↗

— Julia Roberts

#bread #butter #did #does #everything