#quotations

Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted. ↗

— Hesketh Pearson

#never #only #quotations

I'm half good and I'm half bad. My mama is a very good girl and my daddy is a very bad boy. And I guess that leaves me somewhere sort of...here. ↗

— C. JoyBell C.

#bad-boys #good #good-and-evil #humor #humorous-quotations

If the pen is mightier than the sword, then what is the laptop? A light saber or a life saver? ↗

— K S Collier

#life

To delete our memory to zero! A completely new life! . . This is a fantastic idea! ↗

— Mehmet Murat ildan

#life

If you fall in love with a character, then you are actually falling in love with the author that wrote the character. Therefore, you could conclude that if you are said author, you are in love with yourself. ↗

— Heather Dowell

#humorous-quotations #in-love #love

Pop music is like an auditory cup of coffee. It has no nutritional value but it gets you going. ↗

— Jim Moorman

#humorous-quotations #humorous-quotes #music

A female ship should slowly go to dock when she sees a male harbour, for this is the most natural thing to do! ↗

— Mehmet Murat ildan

#nature

Good man and bad man with money goes a long ways." ~ Amunhotep El Bey ↗

— Amunhotep El Bey

#funny #funny-quotes #philosophical-quotations #philosophy #quote

Tis well thou art not fish; if thou hadst, thou hadst been poor-John. ↗

— William Shakespeare

#art

Old as carbon," Nix agreed. "And so powerful I'm working on my demigoddess badges. ↗

— Kresley Cole

#humor