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In my family nudity just doesn’t exist; I’m pretty sure my parents were both born fully clothed and still shower that way.


Huston Piner


#lgbt #romance #ya #young-adult #family

Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.


Carroll Bryant


#humorous-quotations #philosophical #humor

Froi heard Zabat's voice echo over and over again throughout the gorge. Wonderful. The gods had found a way of multiplying the idiot's voice.


Melina Marchetta


#humor

Tell them I have the headache--no, the plague! I need something nice and contagious.


Lauren Willig


#humorous-quotations #mystery #humor

My dad was a fairy," said Zach. "And by that I don't mean he dressed well and enjoyed musical theatre.


Ben Aaronovitch


#humor

Occasionally a moderately intelligent thought misses a turn and accidentally enters my mind


Barry Hughart


#intelligence

His question is pretty dangerous for me to try to answer, so I don’t—it continues to hang out there like the stained underwear at a slumber party that goes unclaimed.


Jen Naumann


#humorous-quotations #ya #young-adult-fiction #zombies #life

Spring is on the way; summer is on the way; storms are on the way; wars are on the way; sorrow and happiness are on the way; they are all on the way, they are coming! Everything is on the way! Life is a highway; while we are moving on the way, all else is coming towards us! Devil is on the way; angel is on the way! Stay firm on the way!


Mehmet Murat ildan


#life

I've always worried a lot. And frankly I'm good at it." The late Erma Bombeck, one of the funniest women ever.


Catherine Robertson


#life

Falling in love is like submerging beneath the ocean with a submarine; you leave the outside world and wander in the silence of dimness.


Mehmet Murat ildan


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