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How beautiful would history have been if it could be written beforehand and then acted out like drama!


Aihebholo-oria Okonoboh


#inspirational-life #beauty

I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA.


Carroll Bryant


#humorist #humorous-quotations #humourous #humor

Don't eat earwax avoid roasted cabbage and look on the bright side of life -Angela


Christopher Paolini


#humor

'Oh- hey, there," he said. He was shorter than me, pudgy with salt-and-pepper hair that always seemed to be in need of a good conditioning. And he always wore sweatpants and T-shirts that had seen more abuse than narcotics. But he was a good landlord. When my heater stopped working in mid-December, it took him only two weeks to get it fixed. Of course, it took me knocking on his door in need of a warm place to sleep to get it that way, but one night on his sofa, where I'd suddenly developed night terrors and epilepsy, and that puppy was running like a Mercedes the next day. It was awesome.


Darynda Jones


#humor

...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was this: "He was a man who acted from the best motives. There is one born every minute.


P.G. Wodehouse


#insightful #humor

This dudes nuttier than squirrel shit." -Ty Henderson


Madeleine Urban


#humorous-quotations #shit #squirrel #funny

I'm writing a book on Procrastination. I hope to start it tomorrow. I've been thinking about it for almost six years now.


Ron Moore


#procrastination

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. (T-Shirt)


Darynda Jones


#humor

I'll be fine. Maybe I should make up a magic milk bath with the Golden Fruit, huh?" I laughed. Kishan considered and grinned. "A giant bowlful of milk with you in the middle might be a little too much for us cats to resist.


Colleen Houck


#kishan #milk #humor

Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.


Adam Selzer


#humorous #humorous-quotations #humor






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