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Oh, adorable, delicious Amelie. If I weren't so completely straight and enamored with cock, I would devour this sweet little tart.


Ella Dominguez


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I'm writing a book on Procrastination. I hope to start it tomorrow. I've been thinking about it for almost six years now.


Ron Moore


#procrastination

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. (T-Shirt)


Darynda Jones


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Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?


Carroll Bryant


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The truckers are staring," I said after a few seconds. It was true. They were. The whole row of them was doing a bad job of pretending not to look at us. "We just got engaged," Lucy shouted over to them. "I just asked this man to be my wife." The men at the counter traded confused looks. I burst out laughing. "We're glad you and your ass cracks could share this moment with us," she went on. "Seriously. We really are. Those are serious cracks and this is a serious moment.


Nick Burd


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Eventually my dad got home from work and set his briefcase down. 'So. How was practice?' he asked 'It was good. Why? Did you hear it wasn't?' I said, trying to keep my cool. 'Son, no offense, but you play Little League. It's not the Yankees. I don't get daily reports about who's hitting the shit out of the ball


Justin Halpern


#keeping-your-cool #humor

Lady Margaret believed in the three D's: Discipline, Desire, and Determination. But as she listened dutifully to her new employer, hiding her yawns and trying to sit up extra straight in her chair, Charity Hill began thinking of all the lovely things that began with S, such as Sleeping Late, Sex, and Shopping.


Elizabeth Jane Howard


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Do not be concerned with how others treat you. Be only concerned with how you treat others.


Julia Heywood


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You don't need to know what you want. You only need to know what you don't want...


Julia Heywood


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Enjoy every ounce of your life, get high and be sincere to anybody that comes around you.


Salman Aditya


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