#quotations

Romeo, o Romeo, wherefore art thou o Romeo? ↗

— William Shakespeare

#art

Oh my God! You little slut! You want to have a good date with him and want to have ten thousand of his little baseball babies! Cassie!!! ↗

— J. Sterling

#humorous-quotations #dating

Your pain is a school unto itself–– and your joy a lovely temple. ↗

— Aberjhani

#famous-quotations #grace #haiku #haikus #joy

Experience is the treasure of any persona. ↗

— Ghumakkad Agantuk Ram

#philosophy-of-life #experience

This sucks the hind teat. ↗

— Patricia Grasso

#family

If you can't make ends meet, meet them in the middle instead ↗

— Benny Bellamacina

#humor #life #quotations #quotes #humor

Does breakfast in bed count as a morning workout? ↗

— Elizabeth Jane Howard

#humorous-quotations #humor

This guy had more lines than loose-leaf. ↗

— Cara Lynn Shultz

#humor

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience - well, that comes from poor judgment. ↗

— A.A. Milne

#humorous-quotations #judgment #experience

Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted. ↗

— Hesketh Pearson

#never #only #quotations