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I will tell you something that you don’t want to hear: Autumn is ugly! Look at the dying leaves! There is no beauty in dying! Death is always ugly! The beauty of autumn is just an illusion, my friend! Wake up and see the real truth! See the crying leaves!


Mehmet Murat ildan


#beauty

How beautiful would history have been if it could be written beforehand and then acted out like drama!


Aihebholo-oria Okonoboh


#inspirational-life #beauty

'Mr. and Mrs. Lowell are not receiving.' What the hell did that mean? 'I'm not throwing a forty-yard pass. I just have a few questions. I think their daughter is in danger.'


Darynda Jones


#humor

Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.


Carroll Bryant


#humorous-philosophy #humorous-quotations #humor

Oh, adorable, delicious Amelie. If I weren't so completely straight and enamored with cock, I would devour this sweet little tart.


Ella Dominguez


#humorous-quotations #humor

This dudes nuttier than squirrel shit." -Ty Henderson


Madeleine Urban


#humorous-quotations #shit #squirrel #funny

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. (T-Shirt)


Darynda Jones


#humor

Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.


Adam Selzer


#humorous #humorous-quotations #humor

Do not be concerned with how others treat you. Be only concerned with how you treat others.


Julia Heywood


#philosophical-quotations #spiritual-quotes #spiritual-wisdom #inspirational

If laughter is the best medicine, let's OD together.


Michael P. Clutton


#humor-inspirational #humorous-quotations #humor






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