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The truckers are staring," I said after a few seconds. It was true. They were. The whole row of them was doing a bad job of pretending not to look at us. "We just got engaged," Lucy shouted over to them. "I just asked this man to be my wife." The men at the counter traded confused looks. I burst out laughing. "We're glad you and your ass cracks could share this moment with us," she went on. "Seriously. We really are. Those are serious cracks and this is a serious moment.


Nick Burd


#humor

Eventually my dad got home from work and set his briefcase down. 'So. How was practice?' he asked 'It was good. Why? Did you hear it wasn't?' I said, trying to keep my cool. 'Son, no offense, but you play Little League. It's not the Yankees. I don't get daily reports about who's hitting the shit out of the ball


Justin Halpern


#keeping-your-cool #humor

Lady Margaret believed in the three D's: Discipline, Desire, and Determination. But as she listened dutifully to her new employer, hiding her yawns and trying to sit up extra straight in her chair, Charity Hill began thinking of all the lovely things that began with S, such as Sleeping Late, Sex, and Shopping.


Elizabeth Jane Howard


#shopping #love

For the love of mercy, I cannot walk into mediation with a swollen vagina, Cash. Please.” I smile against her thigh, rubbing my scratchy face against the softness of her skin. “Is that what I’m doing?” Innocence—fuck no. I can’t even fake that shit.


Pella Grace


#romance #love

Enjoy every ounce of your life, get high and be sincere to anybody that comes around you.


Salman Aditya


#humorous-quotations #inspirational #humor

If laughter is the best medicine, let's OD together.


Michael P. Clutton


#humor-inspirational #humorous-quotations #humor

Those quotations were really quite obscure. Anyone can see that he is a very well read man.


Barbara Pym


#man #obscure #quite #quotations #read

He who perseveres like an infant that falls down and keeps getting up, shall eventually find the way.”~ Amunhotep El Bey


Amunhotep El Bey


#inspirational-quotations #inspire #motivate #motivation #motivational-quotations

In more ancient times the life was simpler, but now the discovery of all these different medicines for curing dyspepsia shows that people are suffering from this disease. In this country we know that there are so many kinds of pills and medicines used. We even have those in India now. These things show that not only in America but in all the countries of the world we have to recourse to artificial means for necessary nutrients because people are not aware of right rules of diet. It is better to follow the right rules of diet in the beginning in order to avoid any kind of artificial medicines later on.


Virchand Raghavji Gandhi


#digestion #disease #dyspepsia #eating-disorder #medicine

Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)


Darynda Jones


#humor






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