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Froi heard Zabat's voice echo over and over again throughout the gorge. Wonderful. The gods had found a way of multiplying the idiot's voice.


Melina Marchetta


#humor

She is the woman that contradicts Simone de Beauvoir's saying "One is not born, but rather becomes, a woman." She is the woman that makes your tooth pain seem like a trivial matter in comparison to the heartaches she causes as she deliberately passes by your side. She is the woman that makes your throat feel swollen and your tie to suddenly seem too tight. She is the woman that is able to take you to the seven heavens with a whisper; straight to cloud number nine.. She is the woman that erases all other women unintentionally and becomes without demanding the despot of your heart. She is the woman that sends you back and forth to purgatory and resurrects you with each unintended touch. She is the woman that will ask of you to burn Rome just to collect for her a handful of dust.


Malak El Halabi


#poetry-quotations #woman-s-charm #womanhood #women #love

God made him, and therefore let him pass for a man.


William Shakespeare


#ugly-men #men

[T]he wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile.


Charles Dickens


#quotations #similes #well-worn-phrases #wisdom #simile

First month honey. . .Next month pie. . .Third month. . .Get out here and work, you damn bitch, same as I.


Karen Cecil Smith


#marriage-advice #marriage

What is it you’re interested in exactly?” the man asked slowly. “Just the color?” “I think we both know,” said Adrian cunningly. “I want the color. I want the ‘bonus effects.’ And I want it to look badass. You probably can’t even do the design I want.” “That’s the least of your worries,” said the guy. “I’ve been doing this for years. I can draw anything you want.” “Yeah? Can you draw a skeleton riding a motorcycle with flames coming out of it? And I want a pirate hat on the skeleton. And a parrot on his shoulder. A skeleton parrot. Or maybe a ninja skeleton parrot? No, that would be overkill. But it’d be cool if the biker skeleton could be shooting some ninja throwing stars. That are on fire.” “That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard,” said the tattooist. “That’s not what the ladies are going to say,” said Adrian


Richelle Mead


#design

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair.


Jarod Kintz


#beards #children #dada #funny #funny-quotes

Romeo, o Romeo, wherefore art thou o Romeo?


William Shakespeare


#art

If the weather is sunny, it is good; if the weather is rainy, it is good; if it is foggy, it is good; if it is stormy, it is good; if it is damn cold, it is good; if it is damn hot, it is good! With a positive attitude of mind, all becomes good!


Mehmet Murat ildan


#attitude

Oh my God! You little slut! You want to have a good date with him and want to have ten thousand of his little baseball babies! Cassie!!!


J. Sterling


#humorous-quotations #dating






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