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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #quotations

It is always the same: women bedeck themselves with jewels and furs, and men with wit and quotations.

Maurice Chevalier

#furs #jewels #men #quotations #same

Quotations are useful in periods of ignorance or obscurantist beliefs.

Guy Debord

#ignorance #periods #quotations #useful

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quotations.

Benjamin Disraeli

#ages #experience #perpetuated #quotations #wise

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you. (BUMPER STICKER)

Darynda Jones


One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people's throats - and one always secretes too much jelly.

Virginia Woolf

#down #jelly #much #people #quotations

If you do goodness, do it in the name of goodness, not in the name of a religion! All goodnesses should be nameless!

Mehmet Murat ildan


How beautiful would history have been if it could be written beforehand and then acted out like drama!

Aihebholo-oria Okonoboh

#inspirational-life #beauty

I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA.

Carroll Bryant

#humorist #humorous-quotations #humourous #humor

Don't eat earwax avoid roasted cabbage and look on the bright side of life -Angela

Christopher Paolini


'Oh- hey, there," he said. He was shorter than me, pudgy with salt-and-pepper hair that always seemed to be in need of a good conditioning. And he always wore sweatpants and T-shirts that had seen more abuse than narcotics. But he was a good landlord. When my heater stopped working in mid-December, it took him only two weeks to get it fixed. Of course, it took me knocking on his door in need of a warm place to sleep to get it that way, but one night on his sofa, where I'd suddenly developed night terrors and epilepsy, and that puppy was running like a Mercedes the next day. It was awesome.

Darynda Jones


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