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A female ship should slowly go to dock when she sees a male harbour, for this is the most natural thing to do!


Mehmet Murat ildan


#nature

Good man and bad man with money goes a long ways." ~ Amunhotep El Bey


Amunhotep El Bey


#funny #funny-quotes #philosophical-quotations #philosophy #quote

Old as carbon," Nix agreed. "And so powerful I'm working on my demigoddess badges.


Kresley Cole


#humor

I need no dictionary of quotations to remind me that the eyes are the windows of the soul.


Max Beerbohm


#eyes #i #me #need #quotations

Quotations are useful in periods of ignorance or obscurantist beliefs.


Guy Debord


#ignorance #periods #quotations #useful

I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral.


Jarod Kintz


#dead-language #death #eulogy #funeral #funny

The taste for books was an early one. As a child he was sometimes found at midnight by a page still reading. They took his taper away, and he bred glow-worms to serve his purpose. They took the glow-worms away, and he almost burnt the house down with a tinder. To put it in a nutshell, leaving the novelist to smooth out the crumpled silk and all its implications, he was a nobleman afflicted with a love of literature. Many people of his time, still more of his rank, escaped the infection and were thus free to run or ride or make love at their own sweet will. But some were early infected by a germ said to be bred of the pollen of the asphodel and to be blown out of Greece and Italy, which was of so deadly a nature that it would shake the hand as it was raised to strike, and cloud the eye as it sought its prey, and make the tongue stammer as it declared its love. It was the fatal nature of this disease to substitute a phantom for reality, so that Orlando, to whom fortune had given every gift--plate, linen, houses, men-servants, carpets, beds in profusion--had only to open a book for the whole vast accumulation to turn to mist. The nine acres of stone which were his house vanished; one hundred and fifty indoor servants disappeared; his eighty riding horses became invisible; it would take too long to count the carpets, sofas, trappings, china, plate, cruets, chafing dishes and other movables often of beaten gold, which evaporated like so much sea mist under the miasma. So it was, and Orlando would sit by himself, reading, a naked man.


Virginia Woolf


#woolf-quotations #love

The taste for quotations (and for the juxtaposition of incongruous quotations) is a Surrealist taste.


Susan Sontag


#juxtaposition #quotations #surrealist #taste

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair.


Jarod Kintz


#beards #children #dada #funny #funny-quotes

Romeo, o Romeo, wherefore art thou o Romeo?


William Shakespeare


#art






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