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How beautiful would history have been if it could be written beforehand and then acted out like drama!


Aihebholo-oria Okonoboh


#inspirational-life #beauty

Don't eat earwax avoid roasted cabbage and look on the bright side of life -Angela


Christopher Paolini


#humor

'Oh- hey, there," he said. He was shorter than me, pudgy with salt-and-pepper hair that always seemed to be in need of a good conditioning. And he always wore sweatpants and T-shirts that had seen more abuse than narcotics. But he was a good landlord. When my heater stopped working in mid-December, it took him only two weeks to get it fixed. Of course, it took me knocking on his door in need of a warm place to sleep to get it that way, but one night on his sofa, where I'd suddenly developed night terrors and epilepsy, and that puppy was running like a Mercedes the next day. It was awesome.


Darynda Jones


#humor

...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was this: "He was a man who acted from the best motives. There is one born every minute.


P.G. Wodehouse


#insightful #humor

and (b) Kissing someone so that you can get a free trip is perilously close to full-on hooking


John Green


#humor

Then I yelled through his door, "It's an anniversary gift for you, asshole. Two whole weeks early. FIFTEEN YEARS IS BIG METAL CHICKENS.


Jenny Lawson


#humor

I'm writing a book on Procrastination. I hope to start it tomorrow. I've been thinking about it for almost six years now.


Ron Moore


#procrastination

Chomsky is a pencil-and-paper theoretician who wouldn't know Jabba the Hutt from the Cookie Monster,


Steven Pinker


#humor #humorous-quotations #funny

Have you ever noticed that folks will say ‘Look, he has his mama’s eyes’ or ‘his daddy’s nose,’ but they never say ‘We’re so proud! Look! He’s hung just like grampa’?” - Zach McKnight


Suzie Quint


#humor

Oh God, my stomach must have won a medal- it's doing a lap of honour now.


Ali McNamara


#love-story #humor






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