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In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.


George Ade


#country #entertainment #form #funeral #interruption

The first funeral for Andrew Goodman was at night and it was a lot of work. To begin with they had to kill him.


Jimmy Breslin


#begin #first #funeral #goodman #had

(On the death of Colonel Robert Green Ingersoll) Except for my daughters, I have not grieved for any death as I have grieved for his. His was a great and beautiful spirit, he was a man – all man, from his crown to his footsoles. My reverence for him was deep and genuine.


Mark Twain


#eulogy #friend #funeral #grief #love

Funerals consist of older generations initiating the younger into another adulthood. Filling spaces of the one passed.


Darnell Lamont Walker


#initiation #death

A guy I grew up with recently died. I did attend his funeral, but only because I thought there’d be free food afterwards.



Jarod Kintz


#food #funeral #change

Anyway, they took her body to McBurney's Funeral Home in Motley. They'll be planting her tomorrow.


Peter Hedges


#death #funeral #death

Sensei says funerals are not really for the dead. They are for those left behind. "The dead are long gone by the time a funeral is held," he told us. "Who would wait when the doors of Heaven are open? Only the living would be foolish enough to still hang around on earth.


Sandy Fussell


#funerals #life #death

O Earth, lie heavily upon her eyes; Seal her sweet eyes weary of watching Earth; Lie close around her; leave no room for mirth With its harsh laughter, nor for sound of sighs. She hath no questions, she hath no replies.


Jeffrey Eugenides


#christianity #death #earth #funeral #poem

Today, a couple with 'just married' tags collided head-on with a hearse carrying two coffins in the back, both of a married couple that had previously died in a car accident.


Anthony Liccione


#bad-marriage #coffin #couple #curse #death

Do you really think anyone needs some kind of notarized statement saying 'Dear Saint Peter, here's another stiff, pass him through the gates, signed, Father McGonnigill.'...'PS: He once had a hot dog on a Friday, but don't hold that against him.'


P. N. Elrod


#funerals #lady-crymsyn #religion-philosophy #vampire-files #death






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