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#funeral

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My solo album is dead and buried. We had the funeral. It was sad and I cried a lot but it made such a beautiful corpse that we had an open casket.


Shirley Manson


#beautiful #buried #casket #corpse #cried

Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.


Olin Miller


#happiest #high #inheritance #man #mourner

When elected officials abandon our environment and ruin our natural resources, public health is endangered. I know the importance of providing a clean environment for our children; I have attended more than one funeral for a child who has died from an asthma attack.


Gwen Moore


#asthma #attack #attended #child #children

I remember in 'Pride and Prejudice' I had to do a scene where I broke down. And before we filmed I spent like three hours imagining my mum's funeral. Actually, she's very much alive, happy and healthy. It was really horrible.


Carey Mulligan


#alive #before #broke #down #filmed

Obviously if you are an accountant, a criminal lawyer, a president, or a senator, or if you work in a funeral parlor, you have to wear a tie, but more and more people are wearing very casual clothes.


Jean Pigozzi


#casual #clothes #criminal #funeral #lawyer

People don't understand that all presidents, the minute they become president, get a knock at the door. And there's a man there saying, 'Let's talk about your funeral.' At the time I thought, God, that's a terrible thing. Later on, I thought it was pretty wise.


Nancy Reagan


#become #door #funeral #get #god

I mean some doctor told me I had six months to live and I went to their funeral.


Keith Richards


#funeral #had #i #live #me

But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.


Jerome K. Jerome


#died #down #drawbacks #everything #expenses

If we have another 2,000 people killed, I want Nancy Pelosi and George Soros, John Conyers and Pat Leahy to go to the funeral and say, 'Your son was vaporized because we didn't want to dump some guy's head under water for 30 seconds.'


Peter King


#because #dump #funeral #george #go

The first funeral for Andrew Goodman was at night and it was a lot of work. To begin with they had to kill him.


Jimmy Breslin


#begin #first #funeral #goodman #had






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