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#funeral

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #funeral




A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.


Eddie Cantor


#flowers #funeral #own #smell #wedding

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.


Garrison Keillor


#days #few #funerals #going #i

Music, when soft voices die, Vibrates in the memory, Odours, when sweet violets sicken, Live within the sense they quicken. Rose leaves, when the rose is dead, Are heaped for the beloved's bed; And so thy thoughts, when thou art gone, Love itself shall slumber on.


Percy Bysshe Shelley


#funeral #grief #love #mourning #poem

A sea of red lights, and I slow down. My job now is to gather everyone together and tell them we have to let her go. I won't tell anyone over the phone, because I didn't like hearing the news from the doctor that way. I have maybe a week to handle the arrangements, as the doctor said, but the arrangements are overwhelming. How do I learn how to run a family? How do I say goodbye to someone I love so much that I've forgotten just how much I love her?


Kaui Hart Hemmings


#funerals #saying-goodbye #death

Funerals aren't scheduled.


Benjamin J. Carey


#death #destiny #dying #funerals #life

Death is a personal matter, arousing sorrow, despair, fervor, or dry-hearted philosophy. Funerals, on the other hand, are social functions. Imagine going to a funeral without first polishing the automobile. Imagine standing at a graveside not dressed in your best dark suit and your best black shoes, polished delightfully. Imagine sending flowers to a funeral with no attached card to prove you had done the correct thing. In no social institution is the codified ritual of behavior more rigid than in funerals. Imagine the indignation if the minister altered his sermon or experimented with facial expression. Consider the shock if, at the funeral parlors, any chairs were used but those little folding yellow torture chairs with the hard seats. No, dying, a man may be loved, hated, mourned, missed; but once dead he becomes the chief ornament of a complicated and formal social celebration.


John Steinbeck


#funerals #rituals #social-functions #death

While still practising law, he'd run a hearse-rental agency. Then, later, he'd bought into a handkerchief factory in Baker Park. Their most famous innovation was the funeral hankerchief, a plain white cotton handkerchief with a black border. Not long afterwards he patented the first black-edged tissue. He'd made millions, apparently, though nobody knew what he'd done with the money. His only extravagance had been to install an elevator in the house, so he could move between floors without getting out of his wheelchair. 'So what did he mean about hearing money?' Jed asked. 'It's his factory across the river. He claims he can hear the money being made.


Rupert Thomson


#funeral-tissue #hearing #hearse #money #money

I've a great fancy to see my own funeral afore I die.


Maria Edgeworth


#fancy #funeral #great #i #my own

If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again.


Stan Laurel


#anyone #face #funeral #him #i

Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.


Olin Miller


#happiest #high #inheritance #man #mourner






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