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#funeral

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In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment. ↗


— George Ade


#country #entertainment #form #funeral #interruption

The first funeral for Andrew Goodman was at night and it was a lot of work. To begin with they had to kill him. ↗


— Jimmy Breslin


#begin #first #funeral #goodman #had

(On the death of Colonel Robert Green Ingersoll) Except for my daughters, I have not grieved for any death as I have grieved for his. His was a great and beautiful spirit, he was a man – all man, from his crown to his footsoles. My reverence for him was deep and genuine. ↗


— Mark Twain


#eulogy #friend #funeral #grief #love

Funerals consist of older generations initiating the younger into another adulthood. Filling spaces of the one passed. ↗


— Darnell Lamont Walker


#initiation #death

A guy I grew up with recently died. I did attend his funeral, but only because I thought there’d be free food afterwards.
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— Jarod Kintz


#food #funeral #change

Anyway, they took her body to McBurney's Funeral Home in Motley. They'll be planting her tomorrow. ↗


— Peter Hedges


#death #funeral #death

Sensei says funerals are not really for the dead. They are for those left behind. "The dead are long gone by the time a funeral is held," he told us. "Who would wait when the doors of Heaven are open? Only the living would be foolish enough to still hang around on earth. ↗


— Sandy Fussell


#funerals #life #death

O Earth, lie heavily upon her eyes; Seal her sweet eyes weary of watching Earth; Lie close around her; leave no room for mirth With its harsh laughter, nor for sound of sighs. She hath no questions, she hath no replies. ↗


— Jeffrey Eugenides


#christianity #death #earth #funeral #poem

Today, a couple with 'just married' tags collided head-on with a hearse carrying two coffins in the back, both of a married couple that had previously died in a car accident. ↗


— Anthony Liccione


#bad-marriage #coffin #couple #curse #death

Do you really think anyone needs some kind of notarized statement saying 'Dear Saint Peter, here's another stiff, pass him through the gates, signed, Father McGonnigill.'...'PS: He once had a hot dog on a Friday, but don't hold that against him.' ↗


— P. N. Elrod


#funerals #lady-crymsyn #religion-philosophy #vampire-files #death






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