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I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.


Chuck Palahniuk


#breathing #fact #feel #feel good #funeral

Obviously if you are an accountant, a criminal lawyer, a president, or a senator, or if you work in a funeral parlor, you have to wear a tie, but more and more people are wearing very casual clothes.


Jean Pigozzi


#casual #clothes #criminal #funeral #lawyer

If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again.


Stan Laurel


#anyone #face #funeral #him #i

The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral.


David Letterman


#big #confusing #dead #debate #funeral

I remember in 'Pride and Prejudice' I had to do a scene where I broke down. And before we filmed I spent like three hours imagining my mum's funeral. Actually, she's very much alive, happy and healthy. It was really horrible.


Carey Mulligan


#alive #before #broke #down #filmed

People don't understand that all presidents, the minute they become president, get a knock at the door. And there's a man there saying, 'Let's talk about your funeral.' At the time I thought, God, that's a terrible thing. Later on, I thought it was pretty wise.


Nancy Reagan


#become #door #funeral #get #god

I mean some doctor told me I had six months to live and I went to their funeral.


Keith Richards


#funeral #had #i #live #me

I got asked by a freelance journalist to jump in front of Princess Diana's funeral. How pathetic is that? That would have been the stupidest thing on the planet.


Mark Roberts


#been #diana #freelance #front #funeral






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