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#funeral

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #funeral




And funerals are pretty compared to deaths.


Tennessee Williams


#funerals #death

How could you go about choosing something that would hold the half of your heart you had to bury?


Jodi Picoult


#casket #death #funeral #heart #loss

The face of the dead man was concealed, of course, our customs not being those of the south, where corpses are carried to the grave in open coffins, that they might – one last time before slipping into the pit – be warmed by the light of the sun.


Jan Neruda


#coffin #corpse #death #funeral #death

Most of the funeral stuff is going to be done during daylight hours,” I said. “I’m not even going to be able to attend the burial. Humans get upset when vampires burst into flames right next to them.


Molly Harper


#humor #vampire #dating

Oh, Caddy," said Saffron miserably. "I know. It's awful. But I'm going. We all should." "It will be so sad." "You have to be sad sometimes," said Caddy. "Whatever Dad says. He may be right. Granddad probably had totally lost his marbles, but I am still sad and I'm still going to the funeral. I shall be as unhappy as I like and I shall where black.


Hilary McKay


#grandfather #sad #sisters #family

For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person (on Margaret Thatcher)


Frankie Boyle


#devil #funeral #hell #margaret-thatcher #politics

Ah, much deluded! lay aside Thy threats, and anger misapplied! Art not afraid with sounds like these To offend, where thou canst not appease? Death is not (wherefore dream'st thou thus?) The son of night and Erebus: Not was of fell Erynnis born On gulfs where Chaos rules forlorn. But sent from God, his presence leaves, To gather home his ripen'd sheaves, To call encumber'd souls away From fleshly bonds to boundless day, (As when the winged hours excited, And summon forth the morning light) And each to convoy to her place Before the Eternal Father's face.


John Milton


#anger

Funerals, I had decided, are for the living.


John Green


#funerals #true #death

Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.


Mark Twain


#birth #funeral #grieve #involved #person

If you don't go to other men funerals they won't go to yours.


Clarence Day


#go #men #other #won #you






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