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    Alice Roosevelt Longworth

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    If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me. ↗


    — Alice Roosevelt Longworth

    #humor #slander #humor

    I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. ↗


    — Alice Roosevelt Longworth

    #empty #fill #full #i #itches

    I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development. ↗


    — Alice Roosevelt Longworth

    #always #arrested #arrested development #believed #development

    Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay. ↗


    — Alice Roosevelt Longworth

    #had #her #history #made #menopause

    The secret of eternal youth is arrested development. ↗


    — Alice Roosevelt Longworth

    #arrested development #development #eternal #eternal youth #secret

    He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle. ↗


    — Alice Roosevelt Longworth

    #looks #pickle #though

    My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening. ↗


    — Alice Roosevelt Longworth

    #baby #bride #corpse #every #father

    You can't make a souffle rise twice. ↗


    — Alice Roosevelt Longworth

    #rise #twice #you

    If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. ↗


    — Alice Roosevelt Longworth

    #anybody #anything #come #got #haven






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    Did you know about Alice Roosevelt Longworth?

    Their wedding took place the following February and was the social event of the season. S. Later life
    By the 1950s Longworth's health began to fail her.

    She was the only child of Roosevelt and his first wife Alice Hathaway Lee. Despite her love for her legendary father Alice Roosevelt Longworth proved to be almost nothing like him. Longworth led an unconventional and controversial life.

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