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Kurt Vonnegut

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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.


— Kurt Vonnegut


#attitude #choice #imagination #inspiration #life

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.


— Kurt Vonnegut


#telekinetics #believe

I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center.


— Kurt Vonnegut


#life

If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph: THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD WAS MUSIC


— Kurt Vonnegut


#god #life #music #life

We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.


— Kurt Vonnegut


#invention #quip #wings #writing #write

Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.


— Kurt Vonnegut


#semicolons #writing #nothing

And so it goes...


— Kurt Vonnegut


#classics

A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.


— Kurt Vonnegut


#love #life

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.


— Kurt Vonnegut


#politics #humor

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.


— Kurt Vonnegut


#humor #laughter #humor






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" When pressed further Vonnegut also said that "They [suicide bombers] are dying for their own self-respect. The couple separated in 1970; that same year Vonnegut began living with the woman who would later become his second wife photographer Jill Krementz although he did not divorce Cox until 1979. Breakfast of Champions became one of his best-selling novels.

: /ˈvɒnɨɡət/; November 11 1922 – April 11 2007) was an American writer. Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

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