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...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was this: "He was a man who acted from the best motives. There is one born every minute. ↗


— P.G. Wodehouse


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and (b) Kissing someone so that you can get a free trip is perilously close to full-on hooking ↗


— John Green


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Then I yelled through his door, "It's an anniversary gift for you, asshole. Two whole weeks early. FIFTEEN YEARS IS BIG METAL CHICKENS. ↗


— Jenny Lawson


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This dudes nuttier than squirrel shit." -Ty Henderson ↗


— Madeleine Urban


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Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems. ↗


— Adam Selzer


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At the point so near to zero, just almost before the death, life’s value jumps to infinity! ↗


— Mehmet Murat ildan


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Love is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey ↗


— Amunhotep El Bey


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He who coordinates his thoughts with his actions controls his own destiny.” ~ Amunhotep El Bey ↗


— Amunhotep El Bey


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In my book an erection constitutes personal growth. ↗


— Amunhotep El Bey


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I love with love, so that we all may love." ~ Amunhotep El Bey ↗


— Amunhotep El Bey


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