#peanut

But if you pick up every other magazine, it is the peanut butter diet, or the cabbage soup diet, and then you go to the radio and you hear that you can drink some solution and you will lose weight overnight. It just does not work that way! ↗

— Richard Simmons

#cabbage #diet #does #drink #every

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. ↗

— Billy Joel

#better #butter #good #jelly #nothing

You are okay?" he asked. "Not eaten by monsters?" "Not even a little bit." I showed him that I still had both arms and both legs, and Tyson clapped happily. "Yay!" he said. "Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!" I hoped he didn't mean all at the same time, but I told him absolutely, we'd have a lot of fun this summer. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#olympians #peanut-butter #percy-jackson #tyson #time

I love all kinds of bread. Whenever I crave junk food, I want salty things like peanuts or potato chips. ↗

— Tyra Banks

#bread #chips #crave #i #i love

It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face. ↗

— Graham Coxon

#beer #bull #cheese #down #face

But unfortunately, when you have a kid, you sometimes eat everything they leave behind. So far today I've had some of her leftover pancakes with peanut butter. ↗

— Joely Fisher

#butter #eat #everything #far #had

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#control #expect #life #peanut #peanut butter

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. ↗

— Orson Welles

#hate #i #much #peanuts #stop

When you get down to it, at it's root, Comedy is truth, absurdity, and pain. One of my little mottos is: 'Do you remember the Peanuts cartoon where Charlie Brown kicked the football and kissed the Little Red Haired Girl? Neither do I.' ↗

— Lev Yilmaz

#brown #cartoon #charlie #charlie brown #comedy

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream. ↗

— Barry Goldwater

#cream #darn #days #good #like