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#peanut butter

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While traveling, I love granola bars, trail mix nuts, dry cereal and fruit for on-the-go snacks. I also try and start the day with a high fiber and protein meal, such as whole-grain toast with peanut butter.


Christie Rampone


#bars #butter #cereal #day #dry

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.


Charles M. Schulz


#like #love #nothing #out #peanut

But if you pick up every other magazine, it is the peanut butter diet, or the cabbage soup diet, and then you go to the radio and you hear that you can drink some solution and you will lose weight overnight. It just does not work that way!


Richard Simmons


#cabbage #diet #does #drink #every

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.


Billy Joel


#better #butter #good #jelly #nothing

But unfortunately, when you have a kid, you sometimes eat everything they leave behind. So far today I've had some of her leftover pancakes with peanut butter.


Joely Fisher


#butter #eat #everything #far #had

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.


Bill Watterson


#control #expect #life #peanut #peanut butter

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.


Barry Goldwater


#cream #darn #days #good #like

Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.


James A. Garfield


#bread #butter #cannot #live #man

I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything.


Patton Oswalt


#butter #fact #few #fingerprints #get

My mom used to make everything. She had a great garden and composted and made everything from scratch - peanut butter, bread, jelly, everything. I don't know how she did it because all those things take time and love and labour. I only do half the stuff she does - but there's still time.


Julia Roberts


#bread #butter #did #does #everything






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