Bill Watterson

Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#life

I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#humor

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#dumb #i #information #just #thoroughly

I'd hate to have a kid like me. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#humor

How come we play war and not peace?" "Too few role models. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#play #war #play

I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#art

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero? ↗

— Bill Watterson

#fun

From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success.... I'm just here to cash in. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#humor

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#battle

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him? ↗

— Bill Watterson

#hobbes #humor #puddle #reflection #humor