Bill Watterson

In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#jerks #science #humor

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!! ↗

— Bill Watterson

#comic #education #funny #school #education

Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems? ↗

— Bill Watterson

#fighting #peace #soldiers #war #problems

You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#calvin-and-hobbes #luck #bad

I'm a misunderstood genius." "What's misunderstood?" "Nobody thinks I'm a genius. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#genius #misunderstood #genius

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria! ↗

— Bill Watterson

#happiness #happy

We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#humor #live-in-the-moment #business

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#funny #humor #lemons #life #funny

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#count #doing #pointless #something #spend

I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#hiccup #hobbes #humor #humor