#babies

Smile at the Fates and you will feel less their Slave. ↗

There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Like most people who have had one baby, I am an expert on everythiing and will tell you, unsolicited, how to raise your kid! ↗

— Tina Fey

#humor #parenthood #humor

Relax, having kids is years away. But can you imagine? Your brains, my charm. Our collective good looks... then add in the usual physical abilities dhampirs gets. It's really not even fair to everyone else. ↗

— Richelle Mead

#babies #bloodlines #future #humor #offspring

Don't stand unmoving outside the door of a crying baby whose only desire is to touch you. Go to your baby. Go to your baby a million times. Demonstrate that people can be trusted, that the environment can be trusted, that we live in a benign universe. ↗

— Peggy O'Mara

#biological #child #children #instinct #mothering

Imagine the state of one's mind if they were to recall its details. All those months cocooned and then the onslaught of this ugly world. Lights and noise and strangeness. It's no wonder we scream with terror at our birth. ↗

— Melina Marchetta

#being-born #birth #imagination

I remember leaving the hospital - thinking, 'Wait, are they going to let me just walk off with him? I don't know beans about babies! I don't have a license to do this.' We're just amateurs. ↗

— Anne Tyler

#babies #beans #going #him #hospital

I don't dislike babies, though I think very young ones rather disgusting. ↗

— Queen Victoria

#disgusting #dislike #i #i think #ones

It is the nature of babies to be in bliss. ↗

— Deepak Chopra

#bliss #nature

Babies are endlessly fascinating to look at and I'm obsessed about their complete and utter lack of guile. ↗

— Minnie Driver

#babies #complete #endlessly #fascinating #i

If people think that you're throwing babies out, dissecting children, to do stem-cell research, I'm not for that. ↗