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Ellen DeGeneres

Read through the most famous quotes from Ellen DeGeneres

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.

— Ellen DeGeneres

#exercise #family #grandmothers #grandparents #humor

You know, it's hard work to write a book. I can't tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic.

— Ellen DeGeneres

#writing #funny

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.

— Ellen DeGeneres

#always #animal #ask #attractive #beautiful

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

— Ellen DeGeneres

#paradox #procrastination #humor

Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.

— Ellen DeGeneres

#eyes #others #see #sometimes #through

You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.

— Ellen DeGeneres

#inspirational #humor

Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days.

— Ellen DeGeneres

#humor #inspirational #funny

Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.

— Ellen DeGeneres


I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.

— Ellen DeGeneres

#godmothers #humor #lol #funny

Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin. It's about knowing and accepting who you are.

— Ellen DeGeneres

#beauty #inspirational #true-beauty #beauty

About Ellen DeGeneres

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New York: Simon & Schuster. Eleveneleven

On May 26 2010 Ellen announced on her show that Ellen DeGeneres was starting her own record label entitled "eleveneleven". Shortly after Betty Jane remarried Roy Gruessendorf who worked as a salesman.

As a film actress Ellen DeGeneres starred in Mr. She has hosted the syndicated talk show The Ellen DeGeneres Show since 2003. Wrong appeared in EDtv and The Love Letter and provided the voice of Dory in the Disney-Pixar animated film Finding Nemo for which Ellen DeGeneres was awarded the Saturn Award for Best Supporting Actress the only time a voice performance has won a Saturn Award.

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