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Ellen DeGeneres

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Dan: 'Ah, well, I hope this didn't have anything to do with me.' Ellen: 'No, not unless you played Cat Woman in Batman.


— Ellen DeGeneres


#gay #lesbian #gay

Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair.


— Ellen DeGeneres


#funny #truth #funny

Things will get easier, people's minds will change, and you should be alive to see it.


— Ellen DeGeneres


#ellen-degeneres #hope #inspirational #life #change

I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?


— Ellen DeGeneres


#funny #indeed #wonder #funny

Haiku sounds like I'm Saying hi to someone named Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello.


— Ellen DeGeneres


#haiku #funny

Answers to Frequently Asked Questions: Yes. Yes. No. One time in high school. Three times in my twenties. Rocks no salt. Yes. Four. Never. And how dare you! I will take no further questions.


— Ellen DeGeneres


#funny #funny

Emote. It's okay. It shows you are thinking and feeling.


— Ellen DeGeneres


#humor #humor

It always helps to think about other people instead of ourselves.


— Ellen DeGeneres


#other-people #inspirational

Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside - to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen.


— Ellen DeGeneres


#inspirational #true-beauty #attitude

Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.


— Ellen DeGeneres


#random #seriously-i-m-kidding #worth-reading #funny






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Did you know about Ellen DeGeneres?

New York: Simon & Schuster. Eleveneleven

On May 26 2010 Ellen announced on her show that Ellen DeGeneres was starting her own record label entitled "eleveneleven". Shortly after Betty Jane remarried Roy Gruessendorf who worked as a salesman.

As a film actress Ellen DeGeneres starred in Mr. She has hosted the syndicated talk show The Ellen DeGeneres Show since 2003. Wrong appeared in EDtv and The Love Letter and provided the voice of Dory in the Disney-Pixar animated film Finding Nemo for which Ellen DeGeneres was awarded the Saturn Award for Best Supporting Actress the only time a voice performance has won a Saturn Award.

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