#baby

On October 28th, 1887, I became the mother of a girl baby, the very image of its father, at least that is what he said, but who has the temper of its mother. ↗

— Calamity Jane

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You get quick money, it's beautiful, there's sunshine, but at the end of the day, you find out it's all a masquerade, baby. It's not what it seems. ↗

— Wyclef Jean

#beautiful #day #end #end of the day #find

For me, there's a big difference between having a baby in your 20s and having a baby in your 40s. ↗

— Jane Kaczmarek

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I think if I'm 40 and I don't have any kids and I'm not married, I would have a baby artificially inseminated. I would feel like Mary - like Jesus is my baby. ↗

— Kim Kardashian

#artificially #baby #feel #i #i think

My psycho-analytic work has convinced me that when in the baby's mind the conflicts between love and hate arise, and the fears of losing the loved one become active, a very important step is made in development. ↗

— Melanie Klein

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A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. ↗

— Ronald Knox

#end #loud #loud noise #noise #other

[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products! ↗

— Claudine Wolk

#motherhood #food

Then to have your baby playing at the school you played at and having him play well is a special treat. ↗

— Jerry Kramer

#having #him #play #played #playing

From the moment this baby came into our home, those two dogs have never been more in love. It's the most beautiful thing I've ever witnessed. People keep saying, 'Oh, you're a single mom.' I'm like, 'Actually, I'm not. I've got two boys helping.' ↗

— Charlize Theron

#baby #beautiful #beautiful thing #been #came

I was the fattest baby in Clark County, Arkansas. They put me in the newspaper. It was like a prize turnip. ↗

— Billy Bob Thornton

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