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Lea DeLaria

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A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most ridiculous thing. It's a girl thing.

— Lea DeLaria

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What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality? It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary.

— Lea DeLaria

#believe #bunny #easter #homosexuality #like

As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room.

— Lea DeLaria

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Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works.

— Lea DeLaria

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It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.

— Lea DeLaria

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No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago.

— Lea DeLaria

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This was followed by the album Double Standards in 2003 and by The Very Best of Lea DeLaria in 2008. "[citation needed] In 2001 Lea DeLaria released a CD of jazz standards called Play It Cool.

DeLaria has performed stand-up comedy for over 25 years and is a prominent figure in the world of LGBT comedy. But after two years of performing I would walk down the street and people would yell (it) at me and I wouldn't know if they were a fan or not!". Lea DeLaria (born May 23 1958) is an American comedienne actress and jazz musician.

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