#bad

I try to keep in mind” I recite dryly as I run the front sight of my pistol over his face, “that my life is only as significant, as I am to the lives of others.” He’s sobbing and won’t look up from the floor so I lean close to his ear and ask softly, “Would you say that I’m significant to your life? ↗

— Dennis Sharpe

#dark-humor #torture #humor

Starke, release me or I’ll kick you in the balls.” And that would hurt, given the current rock-hard state of that area. ↗

— Keri Arthur

#humor #humor

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. ↗

— George Burns

#busy #country #cutting #driving #hair

And I didn't tell mom what happened. She'd already warned me that bad things could hide in the most unlikely places. ↗

— Lorraine Zago Rosenthal

#dangerous #realization #love

Never mix business with religion, or you might end up losing your testimony when the business agreement is no longer something you or Christ would put up with. ↗

— Shannon L. Alder

#business #church #deals #greed #testimony