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Maintain 'baseball cards' and/or 'believability matrixes' for your people. Imagine if you had baseball cards that showed all the performance stats. You could see what they did well and poorly and call on the right people to play the right positions in a very transparent way.


Ray Dalio


#call #cards #could #did #had

When I was a freshman in high school, I got a letterman jacket, which you'd think would be great stock. The jacket had the big S on it, for Santa Monica. But rather than having a football or a baseball on the S, I had a little nine iron. Girls thought it was a flute.


Carson Daly


#big #flute #football #freshman #got

Let the teachers teach English and I will teach baseball. There is a lot of people in the United States who say isn't, and they ain't eating.


Dizzy Dean


#eating #english #i #lot #people

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.


Bill Vaughan


#baseball #business #executives #master #maybe

The interesting thing is that it seems like George W. Bush would have been happy being the president of anything. He could have been president of Major League Baseball.


Eddie Vedder


#baseball #been #being #bush #could

In over 160 years of recorded baseball history, no team had ever won a championship this way.


John Thorn


#baseball history #championship #ever #had #his way

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.


Yogi Berra


#because #good #good thing #keeps #league

After getting out of the service and going into baseball I never wanted to do anything else.


Bob Uecker


#anything #baseball #else #getting #going

Baseball hasn't forgotten me. I go to a lot of old-timers games and I haven't lost a thing. I sit in the bullpen and let people throw things at me. Just like old times.


Bob Uecker


#bullpen #forgotten #games #go #hasn

Every time I sit with our general manager at a baseball game, and there's number-cruncher and statistician guy - I'm sitting around - they start talking about stuff, and I say, 'What's that? I've never heard of that one before.'


George Brett


#around #ball game #baseball #baseball game #before






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