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#baseball

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #baseball




Players like rules. If they didn't have any rules, they wouldn't have anything to break. ↗


— Coach Lee Walls


#humor #sports #humor

I've never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes. ↗


— Leo Durocher


#humor #sports #umpires #humor

I've fallen in love with baseball. ↗


— Nick Jonas


#humor #sports #humor

He [Ted Williams] was only a 23-year-old kid when he batted .406 in 1941, but then the season ended and our country came under attack at Pearl Harbor—and by 1943 he was a Marine fighter pilot serving overseas who cheated death on several documented occasions. He came back in 1946, and he won his first career MVP after hitting 38 home runs. ↗


— Tucker Elliot


#boston-red-sox #ted-williams #death

I'm helplessly and permanently a Red Sox fan. It was like first love...You never forget. It's special. It's the first time I saw a ballpark. I'd thought nothing would ever replace cricket. Wow! Fenway Park at 7 o'clock in the evening. Oh, just, magic beyond magic: never got over that ↗


— Simon Schama


#red-sox #love

I mean, we’re talking about chocolate, for chrissake! Chocolate’s wonderful! Everyone loves it! Look at me, I’m part German! That makes me a kraut! Do you know what kraut is? It’s sauerkraut, men! Which means pickled cabbage! And no one likes that! And I’m okay with it! You can call me Kraut, for all that I care! I don’t give a god damn! Do you read me, men? Do you? ~ Roman Meister, manager of the San Carlos Coyotes, to three black ballplayers whom he has, cleverly he thinks, nicknamed "Dark Chocolate," "Milk Chocolate," and "Bitter Chocolate." From The Mighty Roman. ↗


— Jon Sindell


#nicknames #race-relations #love

Baseball has traditionally possessed a wonderful lack of seriousness. The game's best player, Babe Ruth, was a Rabelaisian fat man, and its most loved manager, Casey Stengel, spoke gibberish. In this lazy sport, only the pitcher pours sweat. Then he takes three days off. ↗


— Thomas Boswell


#love

A man has to have goals - for a day, for a lifetime - and that was mine, to have people say, 'There goes Ted Williams, the greatest hitter who ever lived. ↗


— Ted Willams


#goals #inspirational #inspirational

Donning a glove for a backyard toss, or watching a ball game, or just reflecting upon our baseball days, we are players again, forever young. ↗


— John Thorn


#backyard #ball #ball game #baseball #days

When I was coming up, I just wanted to play baseball and I'm doing what I love to do most. How can I feel pressure doing what I love to do? ↗


— Miguel Cabrera


#coming #doing #feel #how #i






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