#batter

Towards four o'clock, the rebels felt strong enough to take the offensive. A brigade with a battery under Earle managed to strike the Federal right on the flank and rear and throw it into utter confusion, which spread rapidly along the whole front. Now came the disastrous end. ↗

— Henry Villard

#battery #brigade #came #clock #confusion

For your birthday I got you some batteries. They’re dead, just like you’ll soon be.
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— Jarod Kintz

#birthday #dead #death #funny #gift

I could sell used battery acid and make it fly. ↗

— Dan Aykroyd

#battery #could #fly #i #make

I can't very well tell my batters don't hit it to him. Wherever they hit it, he's there anyway. ↗

— Gil Hodges

#batters #him #hit #i #tell