#bed

When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock. ↗

— Jerry Lawler

#called #favorite #hold #i #lip

When I'm on my deathbed, I'll hopefully be able to count more friends than parts that I had. ↗

— Nicholas Lea

#count #deathbed #friends #had #hopefully

The landlady of a boarding-house is a parallelogram - that is, an oblong angular figure, which cannot be described, but which is equal to anything. ↗

— Stephen Leacock

#anything #cannot #described #equal #figure

Most Kikuyu marriages were arranged on the basis of what is described by anthropologists as the bride price. ↗

— Louis Leakey

#arranged #basis #bride #described #marriages

The trip I made to Angola to study the prehistoric contents of the gravel beds as a means of deciding the age of the deposits and their economic potential was the first time prehistory had ever been used for such a purpose. ↗

— Louis Leakey

#angola #beds #been #contents #deciding

Obedience to lawful authority is the foundation of manly character. ↗

— Robert E. Lee

#authority #character #foundation #lawful #manly

It's awkward: Here you are with most of your clothes off in bed with this person who you've really just met. You're strangers to each other's bodies and you're coming together for the first time in front of all these people. ↗

— Sheryl Lee

#bed #bodies #clothes #coming #each

Arnold Bennett was a writer I admired. He was actually taking notes at his father's deathbed. ↗

— Hugh Leonard

#admired #arnold #bennett #deathbed #father

I am always being described as having views that I've never had in my life. ↗

— Doris Lessing

#am #being #described #had #having

Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed. ↗

— David Letterman

#bed #daylight #fall #forget #forward