#blonde

I finally realized the happy medium, 'honey blonde' was the correct color and line for me. ↗

— Ann Sothern

#color #correct #finally #happy #honey

The world believes all blondes are stupid and brunettes are smarter. Well, I disagree. ↗

— Anna Kournikova

#blondes #disagree #i #smarter #stupid

And yonder sits a maiden, The fairest of the fair, With gold in her garment glittering, And she combs her golden hair. ↗

— Heinrich Heine

#blonde #hair #beauty

She had streaked blonde hair, long and straight, parted in the middle framing high cheek bones, an aquiline nose and beautiful deep blue eyes. She was young, around 30, tall and lithe with a good body, athletic, not skinny. She wore a sleeveless black dress that exposed her toned arms and shoulders, indicating regular workouts or yoga. There was a hint of vein running the length of her lean muscle. This girl stood out like an arabian in a corral full of draft horses. ↗

— Nick Hahn

#affair #arabian #blonde #corral #horses

I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair. ↗

— Jessica Simpson

#dark #dark hair #hair #i #just

All I got to say is if she said no, shemight not want to go to sleep tonight'cause I'm going to dye her hair blonde to compliment her being a dumb ass," Jen told them. "Uh, Jen, you're a blonde," Jacque pointed out. "No, not really, God just got it wrong and it was too late to change it once He noticed. ↗

— Quinn Loftis

#humor #wolves #change

It is possible that blondes also prefer gentlemen. ↗

— Mamie Van Doren

#blondes #gentlemen #possible #prefer

There's only one sort of natural blonde on earth - albinos. ↗

— Marilyn Monroe

#humor

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb - and I'm not blonde either. ↗

— Dolly Parton

#confession #humor

When I caught up, I grabbed Jack’s arm. “What are you doing here?” “Hiding! That’s how you play the game, right? I thought the title hide-and-seek was fairly self-explanatory. Then again, you are blond.” “So are you, idiot. Again, what are you doing here? ↗

— Kiersten White

#humor