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#blonde

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Like so many substantial citizens of America, he had married young and kept on marrying, springing from blonde to blonde like the chamois of the Alps leaping from crag to crag.


P.G. Wodehouse


#humor #marriage #trophy-wives #humor

Suspense is like a woman. The more left to the imagination, the more the excitement. ... The conventional big-bosomed blonde is not mysterious. And what could be more obvious than the old black velvet and pearls type? The perfect ‘woman of mystery’ is one who is blonde, subtle and Nordic. ... Although I do not profess to be an authority on women, I fear that the perfect title [for a movie], like the perfect woman is difficult to find.


Alfred Hitchcock


#donald-spoto #imagination #mystery #suspense #woman

Hey, do you know what you call a blond with a brain?" I asked, and the continued on the same breath, "a golden retriever." I've heard that one, too," she said, no longer smiling. I'll keep trying." I promised.


Stephenie Meyer


#humor

Ew. Someone put the dog out, "Rosalie murmured wrinkling her nose. Have you herd this one, Psycho? how do a blond's brain cells die?" She didn't say anything. Well?" I asked."Do you know the punch line or not?" She looked pointedly at the TV and ignored me. Has she heard it?" I asked Edward. No." He answered. Awesome. So you'll enjoy this, bloodsucker--a blond's brain cells die alone.


Stephenie Meyer


#humor

You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to fuck it.


Tina Fey


#kindlehighlight #humor

Her name is Denise, and she has green eyes and red hair. Well, this week. Last week her hair was dyed blonde, and she had blue eyes. Or maybe that was a different woman. I don’t know. All I know is that she is my soul mate.



Jarod Kintz


#blue-eyes #green-eyes #love #red-hair #soul-mate

I felt like the blonde in every horror movie who hears a noise in the basement and goes to investigate alone. Sometimes you smell the stupid all around you, but you step in it anyway.


Ann Aguirre


#clichés #humor

The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic, blonde actress with the funny voice.


Joey Lauren Adams


#blonde #comedic #connect #expected #funny

I hate being a blonde.


Leslie Bibb


#blonde #hate #i

Just because I've got blonde hair and haven't been to Bosnia doesn't mean I'm a bimbo. I am still a serious journalist.


Jill Dando


#because #been #bimbo #blonde #blonde hair






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